Don't get me started...
I was inspired by a facebook post, so let's play a game.
The rules: Post an angry rant about a random topic provided by the previous poster. This does not need to be your actual opinion. Please avoid IRL controversial topics like religion, politics, and current events...this is supposed to be just for fun. Then provide the next topic.
Example to start us off: Jellybeans.
Don't get me started on jellybeans. I mean, I like 'em just fine when they're those specialty ones like Jelly Babies, but regular jellybeans are too big and too unimaginative. You get maybe half a dozen flavors, if that, and one of them is always, always that purple grape which doesn't taste anything at all like real grapes. It's just what we've all learned to call grape because it doesn't taste remotely like anything else. Oh, and if you're really unlucky, you get licorice-flavored jellybeans. Yuck! It's such a strong taste, and it lingers. It overpowers anything else, and then you just have to sit there until the taste goes away. And what the heck is the white one supposed to be? Seriously. I can never tell. Coconut? Argh!
Next topic: clocks.
This message was last edited by a moderator, as it was against the forum rules, at 07:44, Sun 25 Nov 2018.